Redskins against the Eagles – and it’s just about half time. Although I have lived in the city, I never developed quite an attachment to the sports teams there, most especially the Eagles.

The Skins don’t look like they are doing their very best yet, but their advantage over the other team is just enough to assure Redskin fans a victory.

I just received an email from a certain camper in Houston. She said that she started tooling up with protection devices at around January this year. She even stated that tooling up paid up huge dividends for her by last week. By the way, Nancy is a young real estate salesperson. She’s not yet in her thirties, but she is now a veteran for real estate marketing.

Nancy is doing very well with her career. She hasn’t got any debt, and she can afford to buy nice things for herself, including a gorgeous Mercedes sport model, which could have cost a hundred thousand dollars.

Last week Nancy came out of a top Houston restaurant, and walked to her car, about a block away. Just as she was getting in, a mook grabbed the door, and ordered her out of the car. She got out of the car, and the mook jumped into the seat.

What happened next was bad news for the mook. Nancy took her Hot Shot Stun Gun and gently applied it to the mooks neck. His head hit the roof of the car, and he started shaking. Nancy grabbed hold of his hair and yanked him out of her car.

The mook grabbed her coming out of the car. Nancy calmly massaged his nether region with a little more voltage, sending him into flight. He landed face down on the street, and started moaning. She called 911, and police arrived quickly.

The mook even asked the police officer to take him away from the crazy bitch.

It was Nancy’s turn. She had gotten the attention of the police, and they congratulated her for her good job. They even had time to compare their stun guns. It appeared that they had the same model.

In the email, Nancy even bought a Mace Pepper Gun for herself, and she was rather happy that she could bring it anywhere with her.

If you’re a mook, and you’re planning to mess with somebody, dont even dare to go for a Texas girl like Nancy. You may never know what kind of tragedy that may lie before you.